Gay Cruise: Are they just one big orgy?

I need some advice..

A good mate of mine, Scott, has talked me into going on the Atlantis Anthem Caribbean Cruise with him in May 2016. It looks amazing but I can’t stop thinking it’s just going to be one massive orgy with 4,200 gays. I imagine the entire week to be one big cruising opportunity for gays to have uninhibited sex parties. Is that what happens on gay cruises and is that what they’re like or am I just being paranoid and need to chill-the-fuck-out?

The cruise goes from New York City and through the Caribbean and then returning to New York City on the Memorial Day weekend so it does sound amazing and the ship, or boat, or whatever you call it, Anthem of the Seas looks out of this world!

anthem of the seas

It bloody has skydiving, a wave pool, some thing called NorthStar where you can fly in the sky, a circus school, bumper cars, volleyball and the list goes on. Not to mention 18 restaurants, indoor and outdoor pools and a fuck’ing theatre!

Even though it has all these things I still can’t stop thinking that the entire week of the cruise is going to be sleaze fest. Plus all the guys in all the pics look sooo buff and perfect and I’m seriously far from that – I don’t even go to the gym! I’m not very judgemental and gays are pretty much known to be quite judgemental, generalisation I know, but it’s true. Maybe I’ll just keep all my clothes on the entire cruise!

Sure, it’s up to me to make it the experience I want and I know I don’t have to do anything I don’t want too, but has anyone been on a gay cruise before and have any insight?

Ohh and I forgot to say one thing; I’ve never considered a cruise before because I fuck’ing HATE the ocean!

After the cruise we’re visiting San Fran, Vegas and LA. This sounds SUPER gay but I can’t wait to see the Britney Spears show at Planet Hollywood! LOL

Thanks,
Shane


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